Devil's Newscast Tshirt

Devil's Newscast Tshirt

This Just In: Hell Has Better Ratings Than Cable News

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscroll for some actual breaking news — the devil's got a newsroom now, and he's delivering hotter takes than your group chat during an election year.

Sharp suit. Sharper horns. A chyron of pure chaos scrolling behind him while he reports live from the underworld's 6 o'clock desk. This retro-spoof graphic tee takes the classic evening newscast and roasts it, because let's be honest — the real news already feels like it's being broadcast straight from down below anyway.

Front-chest print only, so the punchline's loud and the back stays clean for layering under a flannel or jacket. Throw it on for the group hang, the dorm, the family BBQ where Uncle Rick starts talking politics — this shirt already said what everyone's thinking.

The Details

• Original graphic tee from our Childhood Retro Spoof collection

• Bold front-chest print, clean solid back

• Soft cotton construction, breathable all-day wear

• Available in Black, Grey, White — sizes XS–XL

• See size chart above for exact fit measurements

• Machine washable — the print won't fade before the joke lands

Grab it before it's off the air. 🔥📺