Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1862 Retro Spoof tshirt

A Public Service, Quietly Rendered Since The 19th Century

Some inventions changed the world through innovation. This one changed it through lowered standards, and it's been doing so, reliably, for over 150 years. Presented here in full vintage-ad seriousness — bold type, a confident pitch, the unmistakable air of a product that knows exactly what it's for.

It's blunt, it's a little rude, and it's been a bar-wall classic for a reason: the joke's on everyone, equally, which is sort of the whole point. Ash grey keeps the tone appropriately low-key for a claim this bold.

For anyone who appreciates honesty in advertising, even when — especially when — the honesty is this unflattering.

The Details

• Part of the Higher Authority Retro Spoof collection

• Ash Grey, 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton

• Vintage advertisement graphic, front-chest print

• Sizes S–2XL

• Limited run — a legacy this long deserves an ending eventually

Since 1862. Still working. 🍺

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