Childhood Dis Me, and I'll Bust a Cap in Your Ass, Said Joey White Tshirt

😤 The "Dis Me, and I'll Bust a Cap in Your Ass, Said Joey" Tee: Playground Tough Talk

Every school had a Joey — the kid who talked the biggest game on the playground, mostly borrowed straight from a movie he wasn't allowed to watch. "Dis Me, and I'll Bust a Cap in Your Ass, Said Joey" is for anyone who remembers exactly how tough that one kid tried to sound.

Why You'll Wear This On Repeat

• The Nostalgia Hit: Instant recognition from anyone who's heard a kid drop a line way above their actual threat level.
• The Comfort: Made from soft, 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton — all talk, zero actual danger.

Pulled straight from the TshirtNow Vault — a retro spoof design we don't reprint often, so grab it while it's in stock.

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