Childhood Jimmy is a Pyro Adult White

🔥 The "Jimmy Is A Pyro" Tee: Every Neighborhood's Fire Enthusiast

Every block had a Jimmy — inexplicably obsessed with matches, magnifying glasses, and anything that could conceivably catch fire, all "for science." "Jimmy Is A Pyro" is for anyone who grew up a little too close to the school's fire safety assembly.

Why You'll Wear This On Repeat

• The Nostalgia Hit: Instant recognition from anyone who's watched a friend get way too excited about a campfire.
• The Comfort: Made from soft, 100% preshrunk heavyweight cotton — flame-related incidents not included.

Pulled straight from the TshirtNow Vault — a retro spoof design we don't reprint often, so grab it while it's in stock.

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