Declare Variables, Not War. Black Tshirt

💻 The "Declare Variables, Not War" Tee: A Programmer's Peace Treaty

Every developer knows the two kinds of declarations that matter: the ones in your code, and the ones you wish the rest of the world would make instead of escalating conflict. Declare Variables, Not War is a clever pun for anyone who'd rather debug a function than deal with actual drama.

Why You'll Wear This On Repeat

• The Developer Wit: A sharp double-meaning pun that lands instantly with anyone who codes.
• The Comfort: Soft, 100% cotton with a clean design on black.

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