Keep Out of Direct Sunlight Tshirt: Black With White Print

🧛 The "Keep Out of Direct Sunlight" Tee: A Vampire's Care Label

Every delicate creature comes with handling instructions, and pale, indoor-dwelling nerds are no exception. Keep Out of Direct Sunlight is the care label for anyone who considers a trip outside a rare and risky event.

Why You'll Wear This On Repeat

• The Indoor Pride: A self-aware joke for anyone who prefers screens to sunshine.
• The Comfort: Soft, 100% heavyweight cotton with a bold white print on black.

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